Assult On Human Intelligence

Proposals To Repair America's Political System
From: The Committee To Assault and Denigrate Human Intelligence

Chaired by Progressive-Neosocialist-Libertine-Racist, John Conyers
Jan. 3, 2005

COMMITTEE PROPOSALS, Random order:

Nationalize federal elections because white local officials are stupid. [The proof is clear: Caucasians do not properly follow the protocol established by the Commission on Civil Rights; Jesse Jackson; NAACP; DOJ Civil Rights Division; et al, for hand counts, recounts, re-recounts and re-re-recounts.]

Eliminate the Electoral College (because Electoral votes of small states slightly lowers the Electoral voting power of large cities).

Document how Republicans have "cheated" in the last two elections and turn the findings over to the United Nations.

Appoint only "non-partisans" to run elections. [Note 1, below]

Eliminate waiting lines at polling places because waiting lines discriminate against black people.

Eliminate paper ballots because paper ballots discriminate against black people.

Allow registration at polling places on election day because early registration (before election day) discriminates against black people.

Stop the practice of asking for identification cards/documents at registration and polling places because required cards and documents are discriminatory against black people.

Do not allow any police cars or police officers within five miles of polling places because the presence of police officers discriminates against black people.

Prosecute John Diebold because Diebold voting machines are programmed to cheat. [Congressman Wexler testified that he personally witnessed black voters "touching Kerry's name but Bush's name popped up instead." However, Wexler did not identify the inventor of the voting machine that could tell if the voter is black or white.]

There was more. -- "Witnesses" demanded intervention from Congress, the Supreme Court, the UN, and on, and on, and on.

A few days later Conyers was still having so much fun that he couldn't resist making a complete ass of himslf and his cause. When the Joint Session of Congress began the ceremonial count of Electoral votes on Jan. 6, Conyers sprang into action again. He appointed Stephanie Tubbs Jones (Progressive-Libertine-Neosocialist from Ohio and member of the Congressional Black Caucus) to OBJECT to the Ohio results for the House. Caucasoid Sen. Barbara Boxer (Progressive-Libertine-Neosocialist of California) submitted the same OBJECTION for the Senate forcing a Constitutionally required withdrawal of both bodies to their respective chambers to "consider" the "OBJECTIONS."

After wasting two hours of time for everyone on Capitol Hill, the Joint Session re-convened and vote counting of the Electoral College ballots concluded with George W. Bush still the winner. One could say that this last vote count set another new record. So far in his presidential bids George 43 has had to win Florida four times and Ohio three times. — It's quite amazing because personally, I don't think he's that good. Dem Dems are really screwing things up.

WSJ Editorial Page

Tony & Tacky

Friday, January 7, 2005 12:01 a.m. EST

BIRD DROP: While Rep. John Conyers (D., Mich.) was busy questioning the presidential election vote, back in Detroit a local charity has been asking what happened to the 60 turkeys it delivered to Rep. Conyers's staff before Thanksgiving for distribution to the poor. The Detroit Free Press reported Tuesday that the director of Gleaner's Community Food Bank, Agostinho Fernandes, got worried after a local court worker told a friend that he was offered free turkeys by a Conyers staffer. "Our mission of feeding hungry people has been violated by the people who should have been guardians of our mission," Mr. Fernandes told the paper after trying in vain to get a list from the congressman's office documenting actual needy recipients. As of Thursday, Mr. Fernandes was still waiting.

Note 1: No one at the meeting offered any suggestions as to where in the Universe we might begin to look for those strange creatures, "non-partisans"…
However, dem Dems are DEmanding folk, so we must try to find dem.... First we must DEfine the target: Ah, let's see now.... "non-partisan." = Non-Democrat; non-Republican; non-Socialist; non-Libertarian; non-Green Party, etc., etc. A non-partisan doesn't care if the candidate is Liberal, Conservative, Moderate, Progressive, religious, non-religious, secular, atheist, agnostic, Christian, Jew, Catholic, Hindu, Muslim, gay, lesbian, cross-dresser, pervert, pedophile, alcoholic, drug adict, mass murderer, rapist, married, single, divorced, etc., etc. In fact, a non-partisan DOESN'T CARE. (Wonder if they mean bipartisan? or tripartisan? or whatever.)

One thing WE DO KNOW: If a "non-partisan" picks JUST one credo, ism, habit, belief, preference, ideal, etc., they are no longer non-partisan.

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